How To Annoy Your Teacher

 Awesome pranks and antics 100% guaranteed to annoy your teachers and impress your classmates*


(*Not 100% Guaranteed)

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Classroom Antics:

►Pass a piece of paper with the words "We told you it was nothing." around your class. Before hand, ask your classmates  to start giggling when the paper is passed on to them. When your teacher snatches the paper away, everyone should start saying "Teacher, its nothing!" in bouts of fake horror. When she opens and reads say with a smug smile, " I told you so".

►When your teacher comes to school, see what car she comes in. In the middle of her lesson, go to the bathroom and come back, panting "Ms____! The red Toyota is on fire!" Now she will run out of the class. When she comes back ,outraged, say "OHHHH...you thought I was talking about your car!! I was talking about this neat drawing I made!" Then show her your crayon colored picture of a car in flames.


◄Crayola crayons give the nicest shades.

►Every day, slip something absolutely useless into your teacher's purse. Sometimes a piece of paper with squirrels on it, some times a tiny screw driver, sometimes leaves. (Alot of them) You might think she isn't noticing her daily "gifts", but believe me, she will. After about two weeks, slip  in a note with horrible spelling mistakes, saying

Babi it iz mi, (write a janitors name)

I loves you and it was mi giving you thaws lavely gifts every day.

►Start bringing a worm in a jar to school. Call it things like "my baby" and "sweetheart".
Between lessons, talk to it as if it could talk back. "You want food? I promise, sweetie, after school" When your teacher asks you to pay attention in class, throw a tantrum, telling her, she's just jealous and she doesn't understand you. One day, pretend the worm has been kidnapped and go paranoid, scream and blame people randomly for it. Then run out of the class saying in a dramatic voice...pointing in the air with your eyes bulging "Wormy will have vengence! Then you will see! You will all see! "

►Between class, jump up suddenly, collapse to the floor and crawl on all fours to the teacher's desk, grab something like a paper weight, crawl back to your desk , and with a really creepy expression, put it near your face with trembling hands, and screech "PRECIOUUUUUSSSS"
 
◄Kinda like that guy.

►Explain to your substitute teacher how you are a descendant of the Irish Leprechauns therefore  you need to leave class and find your "pot o' gold"


◄It'll be better if you dress up like this midget